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Example Caption: The REAL reason Bruce Willis shaves his head

Well, since no one is commenting yet I'll add this humorous little addendum:

"Mom, look at this picture."

"Who is that?"

Yes, it's hair not even a mother could love (or recognize).

It reminded me of something when you first sent it, and I meant to comment about it.

Then my attention span failed me and I was distracted.

Now I simply don't remember. I'm sure it was witty and insightful though.

Did it have anything to do with the guy from "A Flock of Seagulls"?

"The day Thom learned that sex and computers did not mix."
He looks like he enjoyed himself despite the shock. Har har.

Ouch! You know, I had almost written "Discuss amongst yourselves and come up with funny captions at my expense." but decided against it. Of course, with a picture like that it's hard to come with a caption that's not at my expense.

For the record: I have been seriously electrocuted only once in my life and I was fully clothed and not at all arroused at the time. I was plugging in a Bun Toaster at McDonald's (my first job). I took 240 volts straight across my chest for nearly 10 seconds. My hair looked fine afterwards but I did have trouble controlling my fingers for a few hours.

PETUNIA!

No, his hand is in the wrong position for PETUNIA! He looks a little blunk, though.

Wow, this comments section is beginning to feel like a little cyber-reunion. Since it looks like the whole "funny caption" idea isn't catching on I guess I'll give a little background about the picture. I was not blunk at the time, nor even hung over. No, the sly little smile was because I was thinking of my (now former) girlfriend who was quite enchanted by my morning hair bunnies. I will post an appropriate PETUNIA! picture to the comments section once my exile from my web hosting service is over.

I must go now, the ski jumpers are exploding.