December 21, 2003

Ben Affleck's IP Number

While engaged in the sort of careful, intensive research that maintaining the high standards Interesting by Association requires I stumbled across the following touching story:

All lost in a fire
Posted by lil_auc at on January 12, 2000 at 01:30:00

Last night my sisters house burned down. She lost all of her possesions and I am still in shock. She is a huge Ben and Matt fan. And of course, all of her movies and pictures she had were burned. And I guess what is the saddest, is that the only thing that she is concerned about right now is the fact that she lost her autographed picture of Ben.

She was in Las Vegas a year or so ago and met Ben. She somehow had gotten his autograph on a picture she had and framed it. And she treasured it. She had bought a frame for it and kept it on her TV stand. She first became an admirer of Ben when he played in an HBO special about a guy on steriods. From then on, she looked for Ben and any movie she saw was coming out, she would go and then buy the movie. Does anyone know where I can maybe buy her an autographed picture of Ben? I looked on the web, but you never know what is true or fake. And I don't want to buy a phony.

Hey Ben, if you are reading this, can you help me out?? I would be glad to pay for it. I just wish her to be happy. And I know if I could get her an autographed picture, it would make her happy. She has done so much for me in my life, helping me out with my boys and bills when I get behind. I even thought about writing the Richard Simmons Dreammaker thing and asking for help. But I thought I would post here first. Thanks for your time.


Ben Responded:

Re: All lost in a fire
Posted by Ben Affleck at on January 12, 2000 at 16:26:55
In Reply to: All lost in a fire posted by lil_auc on January 12, 2000 at 01:30:00

I'd be happy to replace the photograph--and I may even be able to dig one up of Matt. Email the board with where I can send it and I will.

Could it be? Might I really be able to contact Ben's personal computer?! I broke out my advanced arsenal of hacker tools to find out...

thom% ping
PING 56 data bytes
[time passes]
--- ping statistics ---
13 packets transmitted, 0 packets received, 100% packet loss

thom %

Drats. I knew it was too good to be true!

Posted by thom at December 21, 2003 11:43 PM | TrackBack


Posted by: The Mink at December 22, 2003 01:10 AM

Listen, man. I don't appreciate you trying to haxxor me.

And if you saw it on the internet, it must be true.

Best Regards,


Posted by: Ben Affleck at December 22, 2003 10:04 AM

The fire was God's message to the girl... even he hates Ben.

That should teach her.

Posted by: Myk at December 22, 2003 10:42 AM

Myk, that is a really mean thing to say. You're just one of those irrational Affleck Haters I keep reading about. You're a mean one, Mr. Myk. You really are a heel. You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel. Your heart is full of unwashed socks. You probably would have smacked Cindy Lou Who around for fun after explaining her Christmas tree needed to go back for repairs. Cindy Lou Who loves Ben Affleck - why can't you?

Posted by: Thom at December 22, 2003 03:36 PM

I would just like to tell Ben that I think you probably need a good friend right now. If you ever need a good friend away from the cameras, away from the celebrities, away from everyone that you could trust me. I 've had my share of breakups and hard times and I can use a friend too. Please email me sometime if you ever see this. You seen to be a great guy. I'm just an ordinary person that works an ordinary job. I work for a medical company and I have a huge office all to myself. If you feel you really ever wanted to talk just email me sometime. I should be able to get back to you. Thanks, ksweetie4

p.s. In fact, send your reply to, it will be more private here. Thanks, K

Posted by: ksweetie at February 12, 2004 05:36 PM

In fact, send your reply to, it will be more private here. Thanks, K

Posted by: ksweetie1 at February 12, 2004 06:36 PM
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