January 30, 2003

Sarah: You're an ass. Thom:

Sarah: You're an ass.

Thom: Yes, I am but I'm yours.

[She just gives me a nasty look]

Thom:I'm your ass.

Sarah:I guess I have a huge ass. You know what's really sad?

Thom:What?

Sarah:You're pretty hairy too.

Thom:I'm your huge, hairy ass?

Other quotes from the day:
  • "Are you looking at that man's chest again?"
  • "I have brain issues"
  • "Eat my brains and I'll be as smart as you."
Posted by thom at January 30, 2003 06:51 PM
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