March 03, 2003

Things to do when you're Dead

I read today that when I die I can have my remains shot in orbit. This would be good because then instead of coming to my depressing funeral you can go to my exciting blast-off. My other options are to get my head frozen or to hang with King Tut. While the "being shot into space" thing sounds kinda cool, I'd really much rather you just stick me in the ground somewhere nice and take a road trip to Las Vegas.

Posted by thom at March 3, 2003 05:06 PM
Post a comment

Remember personal info?