July 04, 2003

Kangaroos Strike Back!

Beware of kangaroos looking for some payback.

In a completely unrelated item: Wildlife is now required to first seek building permits before any construction can proceed. If the beavers are fined $10,000 for not getting a permit they can probably borrow it from these guys.

If you need to fill out a job application then you should read this first.

I saw this item in the paper and thought it was serious. It's not true. Apparently, actually checking to see if a story is true or not isn't something news organizations do anymore. Too bad this story isn't true.

A sad sign of the times: No one knows what the Congressional Medal of Honor looks like - not even airport security guards.

With friends like these, who needs epitaphs? Actually, it sounds like it's perfect for this guy.

If you get bored you can search for stealth porn on ebay.

I was very disappointed to learn this isn't true. I am however intrigued by the "Secret Blowjob Goddess Society". All this blogging is making me tired. *YAWN*

Did you know that mustard and ketchup cause insanity?

Three words: Gross! Gross! Gross!

"Not everything is too weird to be true." Amen, brother. Amen.

p.s. They're watching you.

Posted by thom at July 4, 2003 04:21 PM
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