October 24, 2003

Lovely Spam! Wonderful SPAM!

I had heard it was the hottest new thing in SPAM technology: Blog spamming. Some spammer somewhere decided that since I let people leave comments that it's okay for him to leave spam in my comments advertising his stupid, lame, I-hope-it-dies viagra web site. You know what this makes me wish for? A cult that hunted down and sacrificed spammers. Candles, long knives, and ritual murder - just for spammers. If not a cult, then I would wish for a serial killer that only killed spammers. And after he killed he would use the dead spammer's computers to spam other spammers to tell them if they didn't stop spamming they would soon be as cold and dead as a can of spam.

Ah! I feel much better now. If you noticed I've turned off the comment feature in the near future you know why now. There are several other proposed solutions floating around. On the bright side, I'm only getting this spam because I'm getting highly ranked on Google. Which of course can only mean one thing: You like me! You really like me!

Posted by thom at October 24, 2003 11:59 AM

Don't use this one because it's deprecated, complicated and slow.

This one is better alhtough there is an even better version coming out on Monday...

Posted by: Jay Allen at October 24, 2003 12:30 PM

Wow, thanks for the quick response! You are like the KIBO of blogging! Thanks again. By the way, have you considdered taking up serial killing spammers as a hobby?

Posted by: paulthom at October 24, 2003 12:36 PM

But admit it...you bought four bottles of viagra as a result didn't you!!!

Posted by: erin at October 25, 2003 06:59 AM

Yeah, and next thing you know spammers are going to smuggle illegal immigrants in Pepsi cans to give you a big message next time you crack open a can. It's the new way to smuggle people and send advertising.

Posted by: colson at October 26, 2003 09:18 PM
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