November 18, 2003

The Insecure Narcissist

This past weekend I got to wondering if I was hot or not. After the first few dozen voters my rating was 6.9 (out of 10) which wasn't bad - at least I rounded up to a 7. I checked back a few hours later only to discover my rating had fallen to 6.4 and could no longer round up my score. The next day (and nearly 100 voters later) my score had gone up to a respectable 7.4 which made me feel pretty good for the rest of the day. This morning I look and I've fallen back to a 6.8 score. I can still round up my score and, according to, I am "hotter than 64% of men on this site!" I saw my brother this weekend who had this to say:

"You need to post a better picture."

"You should have brought your digital camera."

"I didn't know you weren't hot..."

I also took an online IQ test and it told me the following:

We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is a Facts Curator.

This means you are highly intelligent and have picked up an impressive and unique collection of facts and figures over the years. You've got a remarkable vocabulary and exceptional math skills — which puts you in the same class as brainiacs like Bill Gates. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results.

They knew even more about me from my test results but wanted to charge me 15 bucks for their insights. I place a lot of value on self-discovery, but for now I'll just have to be happy with being like Bill Gates (well, "the same class" mentally, not financially). Unfortunately, I also scored lower on my IQ test then I did as a youngster. So, as I get older I am getting less smart and less attractive. I should alert some university researcher since this blows both the "older and wiser" and "men get more attractive as they age" theories out of the water.

Finally, as I was writing this entry, I searched Google for other Insecure Narcissists. I found one who has some amazing adventures. The blog hasn't been updated in over six month but I can't tell if that's because the author is too preoccupied admiring himself to write or because he is insecure and afraid people won't like his writing. I haven't had time to find any other interesting links in the other 1,790 results. Post a comment if you find something funny.

Posted by thom at November 18, 2003 10:54 AM | TrackBack

you have way too much time on your hands go out side, being too much like Bill Gates without his money may not be a good thing, lol. Get some calf. sunshine as much as I enjoy this fun stuff, go play in the sun! look at beach babes its a free show

Posted by: stephie at November 18, 2003 02:32 PM

I saw your HOT pic when looking for other guys who like guys with big brains and bad hair. I am 56, 5'2, 342lbs (full of love) and very smart (though I cannot say the alphabet backwards, it's some sort of chemical imbalance...). I have messy hair, but no facial hair. I though maybe we could shave part of your beard and paste the whiskers to my chin (I'm unable to grow facial hair due an unfortunate banking accident). Anyhow, let me know you HOTTIE.

Posted by: Mykal at November 19, 2003 09:45 AM

I gave you a 10 because of your hair.

Bedhair is sexy! Really!

Okay, it looks like you could use a shower...but I'm all about jacking up your score!

Posted by: Erin at November 22, 2003 06:01 AM
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