November 25, 2003

The Zen of Dating and Employment

My-Friend: Maybe if I say I will NEVER get married then I will meet someone.

Me: That ALMOST worked for me.

My-Friend: Almost is better than nothing. You should try again. Tell yourself that you don't want a girlfriend and that's when you'll find one. Tell everyone you don't want to get married and suddenly you'll have a wife.

Me: Maybe I should try telling myself and everyone I don't want a job first?

Posted by thom at November 25, 2003 01:33 PM | TrackBack
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