Interesting by Association

Mystery Post

I was looking through my weblogs and found I was linked to from a site I didn't recognize. I clicked and discovered it was a trackback from a post I had made here. In it I said:

The problem is I can't find it here anymore. I remember posting it but now I wonder if it somehow got lost. Perhaps I just deleted it.

I was also looking at what searches brought people to iba. The first most popular search was for Andy Milonakis. The second were searches for "interesting wallpaper". I also got hits from searches for the following terms:

• "cannibal abattoir"
• "proof that monkeys can run a radio station"
• "ben affleck's address"
• "terrorists and pork"
• "marry a monkey late in life"
• "my spoon's too big"
• "hotheaded ice borers"
• "attack bunnies"
• "dehumanizing job"
• "interoffice dating statistics"
• "how to get over a narcissist" (my advice: concentrate on yourself)
• "mysterious sock"
• "buy trained monkeys" (Buy? Heck, we're giving them away!)
• "how to make penguins" (First you find a boy penguin, then you find a girl penguin...)
• "columbus ohio full frontal nudity" (Is there something going on in Columbus I should know about?)
• "common questions to ask a magic 8 ball"
• "what is interesting?" (Certainly not my page.)
• "abnormal sex positions"
• "you gotta see this" (See previous item.)
• "words that start with the letter f" (Um, "flugelhorn"?)

My stats page also told me that 76% of visitors to iba spend less than 30 seconds looking at my page. I feel like a blipvert. I hope no one has exploded.