July 04, 2004

Los Angeles is under Attack!

It began around 8pm this evening. First the sound of distant explosions getting closer and closer. Then came the unexplainable lights in the sky. The inescapable conclusion: We are being invaded. My guess is by Amazon Women from Venus. I don't know how long Los Angeles can hold out. The invaders have already created a dense smoke screen that is making organizing a defensive response difficult. I fear that the city will fall by the dawn and that Angeleno males will be rounded up and sent to Venus for their reproductive services. Hmmm, come to think of it, Los Angeles might fall before the dawn.

In Other news I saw Rebels & Redcoats - How Britain Lost America on TV today. It was excelent. After watching I have a new understanding of why soldiers still study the Revolutionary War. Very appropriate viewing for the 4th of July. Hmmm, the fourth of.... Nevermind about the whole Amazon Women from Venus thing. Drats.

Posted by thom at July 4, 2004 11:32 PM
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