April 13, 2006

The Great Oracles of Our Time

theOnion was the first great seer of the new Millenium. And now MAD Magazine....

In our crass, vulgar society, product placement is everywhere.  So what's keeping the federal government from selling out The Pledge of Allegiance?

Sure, it goes against everything our country was founded on — but, more importantly, if we list a bunch of products in the pledge, it'd make us a ton of money! Here's what you can expect...

iPod Allegra, Tootsie Fab, Fuji United Franco-American,

Banana Republic, Ford Chicklets Vans,

One Nathan's, Wonder BOD,

Disney Vagisil,

Wisk Listerine, Ban Jergens, Hormel.

Posted by thom at April 13, 2006 11:20 PM
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