theOnion was the first great seer of the new Millenium. And now MAD Magazine....
In our crass, vulgar society, product placement is everywhere. So what's keeping the federal government from selling out The Pledge of Allegiance?
Sure, it goes against everything our country was founded on — but, more importantly, if we list a bunch of products in the pledge, it'd make us a ton of money! Here's what you can expect...
iPod Allegra, Tootsie Fab, Fuji United Franco-American,