December 23, 2005

Yummy Pork!

The infamous Alaskian "bridges to nowhere" are back in the news. Back in October, with the costs of the hurricane Katrina relief mounting, this $2 billion boondoggle came in for some blistering criticism. In November it was finally killed. But like a Zombie searching for a midnight snack it has risen from the dead and shambles onward.

But fear not, dear Taxpayer, help is on the way:

Senate Republicans, by the narrowest margin yesterday, pushed through a major budget measure that would trim federal spending by nearly $40 billion over five years...

For the record that is a 0.3% reduction in spending. If you round that it is zero percent.

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December 22, 2005

You Are Beautiful

It's amazing what you can do wih Foam Cups.

Also: My previous employeer has finally gotten the recognition it deserves. Sure, it's not about them specifically, but they are out there pushing the Bad Management Envelope.

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December 21, 2005

Astrodynamics

No, it's not the Jetson's dog dancing. It is about traveling to heavenly bodies. If I had a few million bucks to burn on rocket fuel I would take this class on the Basics of Interplanetary Flight. I read a book on it years ago but the math was beyond me at the time and now the book is stuck in storage. Still, I learned about Hohmann transfer orbits and minimum energy trajectories and the intricacies of guiding nuclear missiles (the complicated part is your target is moving while the missile is in flight). I'll quote the description of the class here because the URL will probably go bad at some point in the foreseeable future. Probably the unforeseeable future too -- but I digress. The class:

Basics of Interplanetary Flight
Description:
E/078 noncredit / $395 7 sessions Jan 19-Mar 2 Thurs 7-10 pm Dave Doody

Art Center at Night is pleased to offer an extraordinary opportunity to study the fundamentals of robotic space flight with Caltech/JPL senior engineer Dave Doody, Lead Engineer of Flight Operations for Cassini Realtime Operations.

Many of today's technological advances, from cell phones and medical devices to music and imaging CD and DVD systems, have developmental roots on the edges of robotic space flight exploration. Understanding these roots can help smart designers stay abreast of advancing technology and may plant the seeds for future products. In this seven-week workshop, you will explore how space travel influences design and, conversely, how design influences space travel. You'll also examine how spacecraft work, why flying to Mars is different than flying to Amsterdam, and how the ability to "sense" infrared, ultraviolet and Gamma rays affects space exploration and design. We live on a rare and fragile planet, and this course will provide a wide-angle perspective of our universe that will fuel future product, transportation and entertainment design projects. Class discussions will be enhanced by ongoing Q&A, brainstorming, one or two "guest star" appearances, and in-class demonstrations. No prerequisite.

Class meets at Art Center's South Campus.

I mean, obviously I can appreciate the subject, but I think they're exaggerating the impect of interplanetary travel on everyday life.

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December 20, 2005

Zombo Claus

Santa wants to eat your brains! Beware the Zombie Elves too.

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December 12, 2005

Dream Report

Last night I dreamt I had to learn a Shakespear play for my accounting final today. Oh yes, I also dreamed I was kidnapped by an evil George Bush impersonator and, even though I felt he was threatening my life, he was nicer than the real George Bush. Later, I challenged the real George Bush to solve an integral, but he remembered the anti-derivative of 1/x was ln(x) so I had to give him a harder problem from a recent quiz I took.

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