I was ego surfing and discovered I am ranked as the one hundred nineteen thousand, five hundred and ninth highest Amazon Reviewer. I should write some more reviews.
Okay, I said I wasn't going to post anymore YouTube videos but, as they say, a foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds so here's another vid:
"You meet lots of interesting people on the train. Color them all gray."

I feel safer knowing that terrorists won't be able to bring deadly rubberband balls on airplanes.